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ralfmaximus:

bakuen:

knightofleo:

Implicit storytelling in two tweets:

Yeah. They did that. I bet the ‘clarification’ came as a result of some strong legal threats.

So be aware in the coming weeks that if your favorite actor reportedly says something shitty about the strike that makes your blood boil? Check the sources. There’s going to be a lot of uh, spin in the news.

pack-yr-romantic-mind:

whydidisavethistomyphone:

The United Auto Workers are also negotiating new contracts with the big three US car manufacturers and have announced that they’re prepared to strike if they can’t get a fair deal.

UAW head says it's prepared to strike against Big Three automakers as negotiations start Thursday | CNN Business

Ahead of contract negotiations set to begin Thursday, the head of the United Auto Workers union declared that it’s prepared to strike agains

CNN

worrysomegus:

I’m being oppressed

dollpartsanakin:

prohaloplayer:

noellevanious:

prohaloplayer:

do you know the seven words that will make a woman smoke weed with you

will you please smoke weed with me

not right now i’m in the middle of a post

mikufigure:

lakevida:

wizardonline:

lakevida:

lakevida:

man left without meaningful tasks for a week seen walking around with a notepad to critically assess all the wall-ceiling angles in his home with genuine contempt

absolutely fucked

you’re just dropping abstract art into my hands like it’s nothing. i could sell this to the museum of modern art. or the cleveland museum of art

do NOT sell my kitchen to the CMA i can’t make the commute. MoMA is fine though i can go there with my mind

looked like the old meme backgrounds

striders:

i kept thinking about this while i was trying to fall asleep yesterday and couldn’t stop laughing myself back awake

crabussy:

miiilowo:

miiilowo:

i desperately need like a canopy bed or a tent bed or an in-wall bed or something i need to be tucked in i need to be protected from the elements i need to be in a little hole in a den in a nest im just a prey animal trying to get by

do you get it or do you not know anything

call out post now

gjjuddmk2:

nerfwhom:

nerfwhom:

at the goth bbq eating corn on the macabre

i want you to know i never post lightly

dunroamins:

valammar:

valammar:

valammar:

my mom is 61 and her bf is a huge nerd and he’s teaching her to play magic the gathering and he had her watch avatar the last airbender with him and his ringtone is terra’s theme from final fantasy 6 and he paints pictures of sephiroth. my mom’s bf is nerdier than i’ll ever be.

and she does all these pinterest crafts and now she makes little bejeweled vials of healing potions for him and his buddies. my little geek heart can’t handle all this.

edit: just picture a 60-something woman with a VERY thick minnesotan accent saying “mike is having me watch the naruto”

just fyi my mom is now 62 and they finished watching “the naruto”

if i had told my 13-year-old self that this is what my mom’s hallway would look like when i was 30 i wouldn’t have believed me

Your mum is being her best self and I love that for youse

a-crow-with-rights-and-anxiety:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

fatgothgf:

whenever i click the cc button on a youtube video that clearly has a high budget and is made by a fucking studio and i see “english - auto generated” i spit daggers from my eyes and mouth at whoever decided to not pay someone to make actual captions

Meanwhile every time I watch a video clearly made by one guy in his living room and it has complete descriptive subtitles, I feel more love in me than I can contain.

imconfusedallthetimehelp:

our-queer-experience:

ALT

we DO grow old and happy. btw.

And you find love and it stays with you.

hopepunk-humanity:

ANTI-CAPITALIST AFFIRMATIONS

• i am allowed to spend my time creating things, even if they are not beautiful.
• there is no such thing as a “real job.” all forms of work are real and valid.
• there is nothing that i need to accomplish to be worthy. i am already worthy.
• doing nothing is good for my soul.
• i am not defined by what i produce.
• my worth cannot be measured by my paycheck, my job title, or a list of professional or academic achievements.
• i do not need to monetize my hobbies, it is enough to spend time doing something i love.
• i will not let society decide what success looks like. i can define what successful life looks like for me.